Tên đầy đủ: Weird Al Yankovic
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no captain crunch, don't want no raison bran Well, don't you know that other......
Met this fine young thing At the local circle k We made a date for a half past eight And i said, "what the hey?"......
What's the matter with the songs he's singin' Can't you tell that they're pretty lame After listenin' to a couple albums Well, they all start......
La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you......
There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food i can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I......
Beverly Beverly hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named jed You know something? That poor......
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, i think the toast is done, the toast is done......
it's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite,......
You gotta keep 'em separated You like the latest fashions You'd like to keep 'em clean You take a trip every week to the laundromat......
Some bread, you can get bargain-priced And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice But you know it will go stale again Always......
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the......
It's all about the pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the pentiums, baby It's all about the pentiums, baby It's......
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning dna Now i'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors Well,......
Wearin' old t-shirts and grubby jeans People say i look kinda odd Well, i'm never accepted in the social set 'cause they say that i'm......
Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of......
i need a vegematic! I need a pocket fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (operators......
[parody of "hold me now" by the thompson twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck......
(telephone dialing) Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Hi This......
I finally made it through med school Somehow i made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was......
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only......