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Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamned fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in......
They call me mr. knowitall I will not compromise. I will not be told what to do. I shall not step aside. They call me......
I pull the blinds then i take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what......
I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose. But the is one face that i......
Here they come Here come the bastards I heard it from a confidant - Who heard it form a confidant They're definitely on their way......
When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school, His mind would turn unto the waters. Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,......
Hello mr. krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are about your team might move away Now, me i'm sentimental But i'm not one......
Used to come around here To peddle his wares A lot more takers now The turkey "j" You can taste the air Around your face......
Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never......
My socks and shoes always match Is it luck? There's a foot at the end of each of my legs Is it luck? i can......
A b c d e f g h i gotta' gal wears her toenails long. Drives a red barracuda, singin' meat packer songs And she......
Mrs. blaileen - she was a sixth grade teacher And she controlled the children By using humiliation. The target always seemed to be donny. He......
They headed southward from san francisco, To be with chuckles and the others. With electric in the air and peroxide in their hair, They looked......
C'mon kiddies gather round. who's your foremost friend in town? From main to maple the name resounds, professor nutbutter. He's the one, the humble one,......
Jellikit I just want to satisfy you I would like to rectify you Pay no attention to what you've heard This mediocrity is so absurd.......
In 1986, the university of californa at davis Saw two of its all-time brightest stars, Dr. alphonse mephisto and dr. arnie abesacraben. Dr. mephisto worked......
My name is mud Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis My name is mud and it's always been 'cause......
They broke out in laughter again, His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in, And he stood by and waited to be called.......
Pass the pen there billy bob, i'll write us up a song. Or perhaps i'll pen a sonnet, if the melody sits all wrong. Hand......