Intro: Check it. Pass it over here nigga, ha ha ha. Check it out, check it out. J-Ro: Yo, my name is J-Ro, I'm from......
Intro: That's the Alkaholiks functions, conjunction junction The remix version for all the brothers out there that got shit on they chest and just wanna......
[J-Ro] Yo whassup whassup yo? Yo we got, we got Cool J in the house And you know, Ladies Love Cool James So yo yo......
Intro: Tash Yo... who we got? Check it out, aiyyo Aiyyo, givin the women somethin they can feel, who we got? We got, we got,......
[Tash] What's yo' name? What's yo' naaaaaame? [ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard... and I'ma Alkaholik [Tash] Yeah me too nigga [ODB] *singin......
[Tash] Ahh, ahh I be killin it (why Tash?) cause I be feelin it I get money so no need for stealin it I work......
Verse One: J-Ro And this is how we run it down the line E-Swift is second, I'm first to rhyme The bottle's half full, is......
Verse One: J-Ro I knock em knock em out the park when other rappers are hitting bunts I'm a togger not a fogger step on......
[Nas Escobar] Yo whassup man this is Nas in yo' motherfuckin ear Knahmsayin, I be chillin 'round with the Alkaholik niggaz man Knahmsayin, them niggaz......
[Tash] Ha ha, hahaha! Straight ignorance at it's finest We got the rowdy ass Alkaholik boys in the house tonight They brought they homeboys the......
Verse One: Tash I hang MC's with my noose, watch me get loose The nigga flippin more styles than Snapple got juice Cause I'm too......
[Chorus: J-Ro] Alkaholiks got the freaks that'll make you say [Daaam!] Alkaholiks got the freestyle to make you say [Daaam!] Alkaholiks got the rhymes that'll......
J-Ro: Yo, I'm from Killa Cali I wrote this rhyme in an alley The tall can MC stepping fresh out the valley I'm hella fresh......
[man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got......
Intro: Bartender and J-Ro Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol! At two, you're through! {J-Ro} Ay bartendah! Bartender! {Bart} Yo whassup man?......
Intro: WhoRidas. Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas: Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklock With the master key, but the master key be......
Verse One: J-Ro Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane You're always in my brain and you help me ease the pain Cuz when you're not......
Intro: Tash, speaking to J-Ro Yo whassup man, get up man [*urrp* I can't bust man] Get up nigga, bust [I'm fucked] Get up you......