In a town in southernmost sicily Lived a family too proud to be poor In the year that fever took father away They hastened for......
He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4, With the sharpness of a troubadour. I dare you look him in the eye. His stench would make......
I've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it dmv Anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean Stood there and i've waited and......
They found james ambrose dead in his cell, A gaping gash in his arm had drained him down to hell. No one knew for sure......
As i stand in the shower Singing opera and such Pondering the possibility that i Pull the pud too much There's a scent that fills......
The man he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss. It was a big wet, slippery kiss. And he had sweat......
Went down to coddingtown to buy for lucky dog. Moved on up to sono-co to clear my head of smog. People round town they all......
Burnin', i feel a burnin' in my stomach, I wanna know if i'm a gonna make it. If i don't just spread my ashes, If......
Hello all you boys and girls. I'd like to take you to the inside world. It's quite an irregular place to be. But never fear......
When i woke up this mornin' i felt a pang. I was hungerin' for some apple pie. Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a......
I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived......
Oh i can still remember Jenny hernando She was my little lovely one When i was seventeen. I remember the day that she Gave me......
I just can't seem to blend Into society I have no hope for this dim Simplicity of law and order By whose rules i see......
He stood in line with the rest And waited got his chance To take his place behind the glass And watch the ladies dance It's......
It was a weekend's eve, I had sex on my breath I was lookin' for somethin' to see. With a borrowed black Leather and my......
Glad you came, glad you're here. Have some champagne, imported beer. Dig down in your dirt bag And roll us out a spleef. Been erect......
Del davis sold a christmas tree Stood up to 8 feet tall Season was lookin' mighty thin He'd hoped to sell 'em all Here he......
Felt a pang late one afternoon I was fishin' off muir beach With larry lalonde Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich And i started to chew......
He was a mighty golden boy, as gold as ever seen, But when he stepped up to the podium, you could tell that boy was......
When i was born, the doc he held me by my ankles Smacked my red behind. They hosed me down, wrapped me like a bean......