All you people up there in City Hall, You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. This is a song for the......
Kage? Yea? Let's go to this drive-thru oh good, im starvin' *vrrooooommmm noise* may I help you? Yea, um, uh Can I have your order?......
With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll......
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We're talkin' fuckin' Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast......
The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend......
KG-D'you think that um...Dude d'you think that when the album... When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?......
Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee, What's the......
spoken] [KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon. [strums] [JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. [strums......
[KG (spoken):] Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"] [KG starts playing] [JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.......
[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down......
Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He......
Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't......
Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la......
[Dave Grohl (spoken):] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6! [sung] It doesn't matter if it is good, It only matters if it rocks. The main......
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds, There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.......
[spoken] Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip......
This is a song for the ladies but fellas... listen closely You don't have to fuck her hard in fact sometimes that's not right to......
JB: Kyle took a bullet for me Now I got to rock for three KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D KG(ghost): I took......
[Dave Grohl (spoken):] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6! [sung] It doesn't matter if it is good, It only matters if it rocks. The main......