(music: arcwelder lyrics: w.graber/s.macdonald) (scott's part - there is a completely unrelated bill's part as...
I buy records cuz my boyfriend says so I make friends cuz my boyfriend says...
Got no gaps in yr teeth? you must be happy. Cola bottles, sugar coated. We've...
If i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts Stand my head juggle three alley...
He's the mannequin of your dreams You designed him Nothing will stand in your way...
Cheekbones and hormones Your only self-defense Lying through dinner And...
Things i wanna tell you How you make me feel...
They were gonna meet On a rocky mountain street Two...
Good substitute for inspiration Prostitutes and perspiration Look don't touch...
You don't blow like the breeze you were born to...
I stay in every night of the week They try...
I'm the best thing That never happened I'm the best...
Talking to myself again My sentences ramble at great length...
I was smoking a roundie Thank god you found me...
Nobody can tell ya There's only one song worth singing...