Birthday Bitches

ANYBODY KILLA: Sit Down!

MOM BITCH LADY: Ok everybody it's clown time!

ANYBODY KILLA: Ya'll little mother ers shut the up!

MOM BITCH LADY: The clown is here, everybody sit around right here.

ANYBODY KILLA: I said shut the up!

MOM BITCH LADY: "Shaggy the Clown" has a present for everybody!

SHAGGS 2 DOPE: I got your in' presents hanging next to my nuts. Now when I'm swingin on my hatchet, if it hits you it cuts. Don't make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek, because I haven't had my Meloral in almost a week. Your in' mama brought me here to entertain your ass, so no matter what I'm doing I expect you to laugh. Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn't funny give me props, unless you want your little necks bloody. I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch, but that ain't what I'm in' about. I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose and in' pop your head, but we'd get blood on our clothes. Look, I'm a wicked clown I ain't no in' superhero, ain't that big and scary, though I fly like little Ray Mysterio. I'm quick to beat down all you little bitches right in front of your mom and if the bitch gets heated tell her bring it on!

CHORUS: Oh shit it's your birthday! Oh no it isn't! It's somebody's birthday! Oh no it isn't! Oh shit it's your birthday! Oh no it isn't! It's your birthday!

ANYBODY KILLA: Sit the down or it's everybody's birthday...Shut the up!

CHORUS

VIOLENT J: It ain't my mutha facku!