You sit there on the couch Sipping your scotch and ice You turn the TV...
Keep it on the fast track How do you match this But I digress You...
I can be whatever you want me to be Just ask me nice and i'll...
What you heard about me Was probably right I'm the boy next door The one...
Fell in love with a boy I fell in love once and almost completely he's...
You're a well paid scientist You only talk in facts...
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I finally found a job in a paper Movin' barrels...
Have we got a telethon for you coming soon on...
Some clown in sacramento was dragged into court He shot...
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Sunny sunday at the amusement park See the fat kids...
Roughin' it in the great outdoors Guidebooks tell us where...
Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses Guarded...
So it's halloween And you feel like dancin' And you...